Is “I Have A Gold Medal,” The Best Pick Up Line Ever?

According to a Polish athlete, after he won a gold medal at the IAAF World Championships in Beijing, he got so drunk celebrating his win that he used his gold medal to pay for cab fair. He apparently was bar hopping, and spent the gold medal on transportation. What’s the point of going out without your wing man? Can you think of a better pick up line than, “Hey, I’m a gold medalist?”