Have almost one of those moments daily, but today, besides taking the selfie pictured, it was getting toothpaste in my left eye. Tried to google how to get toothpaste out of your eye, and it wasn’t very helpful. Apparently, you’re not supposed to do it to begin with. People ask why I ALWAYS wear glasses and never contacts. Well, it’s to keep stuff out of my eyes because I’m too stupid to prevent injury on my own.