Happy New Year, we have Samurai Sword weilding naked man in the news!
In San Jose, calls to 911 were made saying a naked man was holding an assult rifle. Then he got into his car and some how got a hold of a Samurai Sword before driving away. When police caught up to him he got out of the car and started yelling "you're going to have to kill me!"
Officers were able to move in without incident. I love this story for several reasons but mostly because his name is Coco. Apparently Tom Cruise wasn't the Last Samurai after all.
How do you think cops decide who's turn it is to tackle a naked man, rock, paper, scissors or officer seniority?