Bacon Scented Underwear, It’s Really A Thing

To be honest, not sure we really want to know the purpose of bacon undies, but ideas like this don’t get much more American. It doesn’t really need a point, it just sounds AWESOME!

Bacon scented undies open up many possibilities, and excuses. No longer do I have to explain why my dog wants to sniff my crotch. Still working on additional purposes.

How would you use bacon scented undies?