Good news, champagne helps your brain! We’re always looking for ways to prove our favorite things are also the best things for us.
Chocolate and coffee are from trees, therefore they’re types of salad. Weed is from the earth, therefore we should consume it. Jesus made water into wine, so it’s a gift from God. The list goes on and on.
This time science says champagne makes our brains less likely to get dementia, ergo, champagne makes us smarter. Pretty sure people have been arguing alcohol makes them smarter for a couple thousand years.
What vice do you have that you wish was better for you?
— People magazine (@people) November 9, 2015