Four = Favre

More news from the Green Bay Packers: 

After yesterday’s news that the Packers will retire Brett Favre’s #4 jersey and induct Favre into the Green Bay Packers Hall of Fame, the team announced today that it will also retire the word “four.” Replacing it with “favre.”

the stickshift in your car will be called a “favre on the floor.”
the Gettysburg address will now begin with “favre score, and seven years ago…”
Independence Day in the US will become July Favre-th
some intersections will become Favre-way stops
if you call Information for a phone number, you’ll call Favre-1-1
Wisconsin will become a favre-season vacation destination
the President’s term of office will change from four years to Favre years
college basketball’s championship round will become the Final Favre
the Beatles will forever be known as the Fab Favre
those who wear glasses will be known as favre-eyes

But not EVERYTHING will have to change.

For example….
golfers will NOT be required to shout “FAVRE!!!” for an errantly hit ball
meteorologists will NOT give us the favre-cast
sexy time will NOT begin with favre-play
the framers of the US Constitution will NOT be called our Favrefathers
and, eternity will NOT be renames Favre-ever. Phew.